It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
your like the ambassador to my penis.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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