Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Actions speak louder than pants.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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