But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
she woke up with a sticky ear
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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