Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
wakey wakey hands off snakey
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
you traded sex for a burrito?
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
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