we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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