there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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