do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
We talked him into tasing himself.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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