it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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