If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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