Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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