Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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