We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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