She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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