hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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