im gay
i know
yea but for you.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
When are your genitals available?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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