got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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