I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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