There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
Randomize
