just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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