Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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