Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize