check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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