guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
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