In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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