Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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