I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Can you bring me the toilet please
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Come on in and take your pants off
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