do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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