Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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