He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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