I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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