I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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