Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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