physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
that's an acceptable place to lick
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I wish there were birth control emojis
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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