she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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