OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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