everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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