The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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