found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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