New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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