I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize