Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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