Where is the hickey?
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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