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(805): View more from California

they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose

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(519): View more from Ontario

Clothes are such an inconvenience.

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(757): View more from Virginia

Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?

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(302): View more from Delaware

He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Way to ruin everything

(304): View more from West Virginia

I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid

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(956): View more from Texas

Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.

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(619): View more from California

I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.

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