he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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