we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
i believe in u and ur pee
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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