just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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