Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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