one two three fourrrrnication!
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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