You made me cry and you don't even care
Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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