Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
