And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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