just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Pants are for mortals
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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