He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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