Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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