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(650): View more from California

So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.

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(516): View more from New York

You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.

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(815): View more from Illinois

This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.

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(240): View more from Maryland

I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.

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(816): View more from Missouri

You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you

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(302): View more from Delaware

I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay

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(248): View more from Michigan

Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window

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