just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
This is classic penis vs brain.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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