I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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