True but thats because hes a fetus.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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