I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Holy sore nipples Batman
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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